Austin and Alan - Of Mice & Men
the turkey swiss on rye incident
why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you
the people who like say ‘1 second has passed’ when ur like ‘just give me a sec’ are the people u need to avoid and sacrifice to the aztec gods
you know what i fucking hate? anime. you know what i spend all my time watching? anime.
Yeah. Like being a titan for example
This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!
So fucking rad
the faces made in death note are my favorite thing
Felicem Diem Anniversarium MM Mortis Augusti
Happy 2000th Anniversary of Augustus’ Death!
headcanon that erwin would fail so horribly at chess because he’d sacrifice all of his pawns first, just like he does on the battlefield