snowshu:

mixed zinnia in memory of absent friends

bluebell for humility

daisies because i fucking like daisies 

NASA has named a mountain on Mars ‘GISHWHES’.
Misha Collins (via theoverlordmisha)

okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

gummybearorgy:

My goals at 17 years old: none

Light Yagami’s goals at 17 years old: become a God

Back to pasture, back to mead,
Where the kine and oxen feed!
Back to gardens on the hills
Where the berry swells and fills
Under sunlight, under day!
South away! and South away!
Down the swift dark stream you go
Back to lands you once did know!

officialsunwukong:

officialsunwukong:

achievement hunter fans be like

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do u ever look back at ur mistakes

martininamerica:

ask-sane-belarus:

ask-sane-belarus:

Shingeki no Musical. We’re all dying together!

Decided to check back in on how many notes this has and I am going to have a fucking heart attack.

Featuring such hits as

"Get’cha Armin The Game"

"What Titan Is It"

"You Are The Maneuver Gear In Me"

"All For Jean"

"Scream" (It’s just a 3 minute track of everyone’s death screams)

bunnywith:

awwww-cute:

A friend didn’t want to lose Franklin as he walked around the house

HE’S

SO

TEENY

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

amonseyebrowgame:

petra-you-little-shit:

AT FIRST GLANCE NOTHING LOOKED DIFFERENT

i fell out of my chair
HELP IM ON THE GROUND

amonseyebrowgame:

petra-you-little-shit:

AT FIRST GLANCE NOTHING LOOKED DIFFERENT

i fell out of my chair

HELP IM ON THE GROUND

nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

hauriret:

based off this text post because its adorable

look at how cute this is